littledust:

fourteenacross:

I imagine that Charles makes these pained faces when reading Erik’s shitty, literal love “poetry” and tripping over dead nazis as Erik tries to woo him.

Charles, I want to
Bone you with something harder
Than metal: my penis.
a love haiku by Erik Lehnsherr

Kelsey
if the next scene of our cowritten epic doesn’t live up to the literary genius of this haiku
I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED

littledust:

fourteenacross:

I imagine that Charles makes these pained faces when reading Erik’s shitty, literal love “poetry” and tripping over dead nazis as Erik tries to woo him.

Charles, I want to

Bone you with something harder

Than metal: my penis.

a love haiku by Erik Lehnsherr

Kelsey

if the next scene of our cowritten epic doesn’t live up to the literary genius of this haiku

I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED